Give,Get,Take, And Have

No Donna Juanitas

80's Dating Video montage, Ie: Cavelcade of Losers

FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING WHO IS ALSO A PRETENTIOUS IDIOT

The Popcorn Fork

STRONG LIKE BULL-CREEPY LIKE HELL

Alexander Karelin is a freaky Russian wrestler who is a narcissitic , self proclaimed do-gooder.
"This project is rather like juniors wrestling tournaments, that I organize with my adherents. To see an aspiration to a victory at children's faces and, main, a confidence in themselfs and herewith to understand that I concern this... Perhaps this is something we call happiness?
Only a walking man can walk a long way - and we shall help him to feel strong, capable to overcome all barriers and difficulties in life.
If you search for an advice – come to us! "
Adherants? I don't recommend "searching for an advice" from this guy.

YODELAYDEEYAWEH

Howdy ya'll I'm Yodelin Theresa I loves me some Jesus, and some yodellin'.
"The song "I Wanna Yodel for the LORD!" was the new spiritual beginning for Yodeling Theresa.
After 20 years of alcohol and drug abuse, and several failed marriages, her willingness to go on in this life began to look bleak.
Then one day, the Holy Spirit spoke to her and said, "Look what you're doing to your children."
Not being a Christian, Yodeling Theresa cried out to the Lord that she wanted to change her life, to become a better person.
Through these times talking to the Lord, God gave her prophetic dreams and visions.
These visions help her to write songs such as, "I Wanna Yodel for the LORD," and to obey the Lord."

THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT'S RAINING

Johanna is really good at drawing Stevie Nicks.

More specificly, She's really good at drawing you and Stevie Nicks.
She might make you look mildly retarted, but boy is she good at drawing Stevie Nicks.

PUGALISTIC CONCUBINE

Hi Everybody My name is Yeke ,
I'm a ... Performer, Fashion-designer, Boxer..., Singer...,
Singing-Boxer and don't forget that singing boxer is copyrighted you fuckers.

OFFICIALLY SCARING WHITE FOLKS SINCE 2003

Black Man With A Gun

A) FOR B) AGAINST C) ALL OF THE ABOVE

Pax Neotech incites strong opinions in people (just read the positive and negative comments at the top) which is remarkable for a movement few people have even heard of , whos' message is twisted beyond comprehension, and who call for the overthrow of all emotional, religious, governmental, and scientific systems currently available.
Just when I thought mere anarchy was unleashing and the Falcon was having trouble hearing the Falconer, I noticed a lot of phrases familiar to anyone who has studied get- rich- quick, no -money -down literature.
They rail against some offshore scammers who have usurped thier materials and totally scammed a large number of people. It sounds like a case of "No fair! You did it first!"
Nothing about the real Pax Neotech suggests that it isn't a scam in and of itself. People buying their program get what they deserve, either way.
Because the tasks at hand are so monumental, you can't expect immediate results. After all,the breakdown of all emotional, religious, governmental, and scientific systems currently available will take some time. Like what- 6 months maybe?

Q-TIP BRAND SWABS BRINGS YOU THE BEST IN PSYCHIC PHENOMENON

Gary Spivey is a photogenic psychic and healer, and that's his hair not a shower cap.

DAMN, THOSE BE SOME STRONG JULEPS- COULD I HAVE SOME MONEY? LOVE ,EAP

The University Of Virgina recently aquired a letter from Edgar Allen Poe to his publishers apologizing for getting fucked up on mint juleps the last time he was in New York,
oh and- suprise , suprise begging for money. Dig that crazy underlining. desperately queer juleps Yes. Yes they were. Hoo Boy!

Yeah, Ex- As Of A Half Hour Ago, Praise Jesus (Sproing!)

The Passion For Christ Movement has a whole bunch of tshirts proclaiming that the wearer is an ex -practitioner of various sins, but this is the one I want the most.
What? I just need it ok? what's with the third degree?
This is between me and my God. Oh, and could it be an extra large please?

HONEY,WHY ARE YOU CHECKING YOUR WATCH?

"You are a wish to squirt pleasantly"-Jack Kerouac
This guy is completely undeserving of Male Multiple Orgasms but that's what he claims to be an expert on.
It probably involves a lot of "training" and most of the guys I know don't have the patience for that sort of thing.
Or at least that was the buzz at the last Premature Ejaculators Anonymous (Hi Rick Bruner!) meeting I went to.

Walken in Space

FUCK YOU, SHARK, LOVE, MR. T

ANTIMATTER, THAT RACIST MOTHERFUCKER

Dallas County officials spar over 'black hole' comment