As the old year dies the catwalks creak with the bones of anorexic Europeans. Corn fed coeds, swaddled in "Neuveau Ouf" of recherche design, make it miserable for big boned career gal and media pundit alike.
But fear not seething misanthrope, your arsenal is about to get a few guns bigger-
That's right-the New Fall Insults are here!!!!
What invective will the chain smoking, throws- like- a -girl , postironic mope be hurling cluelessbastardward this season? Let's gander and gerrymander , girlfriend:
Unitarded Fuck Sneak Someone who, much against everyone's advice, persists in wearing an unitard. Oddly enough, rather than repelling sexual partners, it attracts them like flies to Isaac Mizrahi. This penomenon is so intensified that it creates a palpable psychosis in the subject. Either real or imagined, the no longer naff's desirability is on display 24/7. Or so it would seem. This "Itness" is largely a product of the churning teakwood mechanations of his or her fevered mind. Regardes: