MAY THE PANTS BE WITH YOU… ALWAYS
TOP 21 LINES FROM THE STAR WARS TRILOGY THAT CAN BE IMPROVED IF YOU SUBSTITUTE KEY WORDS WITH “PANTS”
21. Lando Calrissian: “We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down!”
20. Han Solo: “The pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.”
19. Darth Vader: “I find your lack of pants disturbing…”
18. Admiral Motti: “These pants contain the Ultimate Power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.”
17. Lando Calrissian: “Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!”
16. Darth Vader: “General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.”
15. Luke Skywalker: “I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.”
14. Imperial Mook: “TK-421… Why aren’t you in your pants?”
13. Han Solo: “Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.”
12. Darth Vader: “You are unwise to lower your pants!”
11. Darth Vader: “She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.”
10. Princess Leia: “Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.”
9. Han Solo: “You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.”
8. Darth Vader/ Anakin Skywalker: “Luke… Help me… take my pants off…”
7. Han Solo: “Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.”
6. Lando Calrissian: “That blast came from those pants. That thing’s operational!”
5. Darth Vader: “A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.”
4. Han Solo: “Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.”
3. Han Solo: “Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, Your Highness.”
2. Darth Vader: “Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… your Sister!”
And the #1 Line from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be Improved If You Substitute Certain Key Words with “Pants”…
Greedo: “Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.”
- Ames Science Fiction And Fantasy Association.
Obi-wan: "Vader was seduced by the dark side of the pants"
Posted by: alex | May 28, 2005 at 07:02 AM