This shit is anachronisticly racist, even with it being 100 sayings strong.
I'm looking for evidence of the funny but it's difficult with entries like:
13)"Confucius say, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long"
34) "Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders"
and of course the classic:
"Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew"
Bowdlerized versions of these "Classics" were peppered throughout Charlie Chan Movies which also had the distinction of having the weirdest clues to mysteries ever.
"Hmm.... If the vicar ordered egg salad..........