Bum Names For Brit Men [Sky News Online]
Oh those British chaps and their untiring search for a larf-
£50 and a game deed poll office attendant are all it takes for a drunken yob to legally change his name to something ridiculous.
Name changers report an increase in pulling accumen, especially Jellyfish McSaveloy. What this means for the state of British womanhood is not known at this time- (Outlook;dubious)
Factory worker Shaun Hennessey, from Essex, chose Nigel Bottomface.
Steve Lane, from Nottingham, changed his name to Jellyfish McSaveloy.
Mancunian Nigel Doyle is now AKA Toasted T Cake
Tim Swain from Herts can choose from Tim Mind Your Own Business And/or Kiss My Arsenal Swain as the mood strikes him.
Others are Ariel Sparks, formerly Andrew Biddulp, from London, and Jason B'Stard, formerly Jason Davies of Wales.