Tiddles had shat in my shoes for the last time.
We both needed some "liquid courage" to steel our resolve to the macabre task at hand..
I decided to let him have one last chow down and a good crap before death welcomed us into it's sweet embrace... and then the Draino.
Dear, sweet Draino.
How I shall miss it.
Provenance: Household Cleaners Aisle, Campbell Ave Albertson's, Tucson, AZ . Friday, the thirteenth of October, Anno Domini, 2006
Oh, and they're having a sale on house brand butter-3 for $5.00!