The BBC hips you to the "contoversy" surrounding the world's longest toponyms (place names)
" The Guinness Book of Records recognizes the New Zeland town of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateturipukakapikimaungahoro-Nukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu as the longest place name in the world
the name translates as:
Being known for having big knees?
Being a montainophage?
Wake me when your done.
Going by the moniker "Land Eater"?
Your story has become tiresome....
But playing the flute to your loved ones?
Hang on a minute, did you say playing the flute?
Jeeziz that's exciting!!!!
And you say he played his flute to who now?
His Loved one?
well that just fucking takes the biscuit ,doesn't it?
And you say this is the place where he did it?
OOO pinch me, Cyril, I can't "Adam And Eve It"