Hail the wattle,
the emblem of our land-
you can stick it in a bottle
you can hold it in your hand -Eric Idle, The Philosophers' Drinking Song
Australian Pub Laws are under serious consideration for reform.
Reforms that would make it illegal to be drunk in pubs. Yes. That's right, the law seeks to squash the divine birthright of all Aussies by making it illegal to do what comes naturally in a pub.
What Sullen entropy. What gall.
With this kind of logic, we should see upcoming legislation questioning the legality of being full in restaraunts.
It takes a village to shun an idiot.
Sheilas and Cherryls, Bruces and Trevors, Fight the power with one hand on a tinnie, the other on a tittie.