I had origionally planned to start this post using the phrase "seemingly innocent mass of hair" when I realized that there can never be anything innocent about a mass of hair. What that thing at the left is , is a merkin known as the "Standard" handcrafted by The American Merkin Company which has apparently been handcrafting merkins for 150 years. Talk about indentured servitude. For those of you still peeking at this through your shame filled fingers, a merkin is a pubic hair toupee. 29.99 and 7.50 shipping and handling and you too can have one of your very own.