MY NAME IS TED AND I'VE HAD A BONER FOR MOST OF FISCAL 2007

I scanned Viagraholics Anonymous for signs of satire but found none.
Perhaps the satire I sought was so friggin poe- faced that I knew it not , stumbling onward, like a blind folded two year old wearing his father's shoes to discover that most men are idiots.
They have test(icle)imonials from guys who claim not to need it but make up some jive ass story about erectile disfunction just so they can get that sweet ride that is a viagra high.
But the pills run out and they need more.
How can anyone get a priapism jones?
It boggles the mind as well as the pants.
Nothing ruins your party head like all the blood in it rushing elsewhere.
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Small Penis ,The Male Inadequacy Support Group