UH, THANKS FOR THE FLUIDS- LOVE, CHRIST

Fluids For Christ Is a Christian Blood/Spermbank/Organ Donar Program that warns against recieving non Christian fluids.
The FAQ page consists of emails that essentially ask: "Dude, Are you Completely Fucked in the head?"
The guy is researching methods of preventing contamination of mass-produced food supplies by UnChristian vectors and methods of raising Christian livestock (cattle, pork, poultry) for human consumption.
Raising Christian Livestock ????!!!??? I liked it better when It was called Glat Kosher. One to watch, and shudder at.