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FREE KITTEN-BECAUSE I PREFER BEETROOT

Sparky_2Cats who didn't match the carpet - and other shocking reasons people are dumping their pets [Daily Mail,UK]
"More and more pets are being dumped for frivolous reasons, according to the RSPCA, who last week revealed that the number of abandoned animals rose to 7,347 last year - a 23 per cent increase on the previous year."
Some of the reasons are heart breaking, others are just plain stupid.

Toggenbergs in the Topiary


Flickr has 451 pictures of Goats In Trees.
Use responsibly.


My Tautology Is Bleating

University Of Missouri Philosophy grads (pictured at left) ponder; Is it wrong to have sex with goats?

If my dog had a face like Christ's I'd shave his... oh never mind..or: Jesus is the more than the dog's bollocks

""It's hard to understand the meaning of this appearance, but one thing is for sure, that dog's bum looks incredibly like Jesus." - annonymous punter's comment on seeing a vision of our lord and savior in/on/around this three year old terrier mixes' ass
I mean,why should pancakes and tortillas have all the fun?
As an impartial atheist, I can honestly tell you- that there is an uncanny resemblance to the Lord Of Hosts in the region of this terrier's filthy bunghole.
One finds God in the most unusual of places. If he is indeed everywhere, YWHE is bound to wind up on a puppy botty sooner or later.
Further lashings of humor are heaped on with the polite refusal of those serious minded pilgrims who want to bask in the heavenly glory of this puppy's pereneum.
The closest thing to this I have witnessed is a chicken who had a taint that looked a little like Joseph of Aramathea, but only under stroboscopic conditions.
Oh, and I'm lying. Tah.

Canadian Cephalopod Gets Swerve On With Submarine

B.C. octopus attacks remote-controlled submarine
"Jim Cosgrove, an octopus expert at the Royal B.C. Museum, believes the octopus may have been senile."
Isn't that always the way. You're a dirty old octopus, you are.

IF THEY'RE SO SMART, HOW COME THEY'RE SO GODDAMNED DELICIOUS?

What the hell makes dolphins think they're so smart?
from Tursiops.org, the best website I know of about dolphins.
According to the site, Aristotle claimed "The voice of the dolphin in the air is like that of the human in that they can pronounce vowels and combinations of vowels, but have difficulties with the consonants."
Then he wrote "The Poetics" and died.
That's not too smart.

KITTY BURRITO

Cat restraint tips

YER A GOOD DOGSHSHSHSHH....

Does your dog like beer? get him or her some Happy Tails Ale
It's non acoholic so my dog would hate it.

EMBARRASS YOUR PETS FOR FUN AND PROFIT

Awesome Stuff To Put On Your Cat:
A baby
Your fried breakfast
An Urkle doll
Toy Dinosaurs
Ill gotten spoils from Planned Parenthood
Things not to put on your dog or cat:
A Uniform
Things to do with Camels: Race them

THAT'S SOME WOODPECKER

Long Thought Extinct, Ivory-billed Woodpecker Rediscovered in Big Woods of Arkansas [ Big Woods Conservation Partnership]
Ivory-billed Woodpecker [Birds Of North America Online]

Word To Various Mothers