Give,Get,Take, And Have

That's Fromagagenic!

Readers will, no doubt, be familiar with the adage "like watching paint dry". Now you can add a new, even mor convoluted cliche' to the bonfire; "it's like watching a huge truckle of cheddar age "
England's newest curdmakers West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers perpetuate the boredom with Cheddar Vision,
a webcam that sets you up a Plowman's veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sloooooooooooooooooooooowly..........
Seriously though - this webcam depicts a stonking great wheel of Westcombe Cheddar aging gracefully. Anyone out there know of a more boring webcam? Tell me in the comments. While I think of it, can any UK readers tell me if "The West Country" is just a euphamism for "All right , the fucking Midlands it is then" ?

Dyslexic Hitler's Grocery List

I found this grocery list and I don't think it's really telling anything resembling the truth. Either somebody has the wrong idea about satire, a kid made it, or a dyslexic idiot can afford sun dried tomatoes. Whatever the history of the mystery, the writing is so abstracted it's almost a rebus.

MAKE THAT WHICH YOU MAKE INTO

It is one thing to make your own toilet. It is quite another to have such a pride of acomplishment that you would post pictures of your creation to a collection of home built poo houses on ye olde internet. That is precisely what these (thankfully) nameless individuals have done. The infantile , Freudian pride of making excrement has been transformed into something only slightly more socially acceptable. I would also like to point out , at this juncture, that many of the home made toilets are buckets. Yes. Buckets. Not so much a home made toilet, but a frantic stopgap until the plumber comes,
the "pot to piss in" that one suddenly "has". To be fair, there's some really nice buckets.... But they're buckets! By that criteria, there should be photos of the back of the Central Park bandshell and Peggy Gugenheim's fireplace whenever Jackson Pollack comes to one of her parties.

A QUESTION OF BALANCE

Bill Dan Rock Balancing Gallery
Artist Bill Dan makes balancing rock sculptures without the aid of any adhesives.
Be sure to watch the amazing (well, I think it's amazing) video .
More amazing still is the notion that you can buy one of your very own.
How does he Do It?

THE CARPETS OF CHANCE

Detail of The Carpet at Atlantic City's Trump Marina
6(!!!) pages of pictures of the carpeting in casinos at Carpet Gallery.
Donald Trump can afford everything but taste. Sheesh, that carpet is fugly!
This is the worst example.
The other carpets in his casinos are ok in a "Long Island new Mafia Money" Kinda way.

ACID ART

LSD Blotter Art

PACHYDERM PICASSOS

Lucky the Elephant will never forget that you bought one of her paintings from The Asian Elephant Art & Conservation Project

I HEART STUCKY'S

Actually I dont. But Stuck On Stucky's does. I've never eaten at one, nor would I want to.

STIR CRAZY

Swizzledd's Swizzle Stick Collection
SwizzleEdd also collects Beverage Tappers , Whiskey Pitchers ,Tiki Mugs and Hazel Atlas Souvenir Glasses.

CALL ME MISTER

Howie Green Designs' collection of Things Named Mr.