Give,Get,Take, And Have

FIRE THE WEBMASTER

Unfortunate parked page for the National Sex Offender Registery- Coming Soon!
Note the "Most Popular" links to many of the tools a budding pedophile needs and the graphic of the dude peeking through the blinds at the assembling angry mob on his front lawn. Who the hell is he calling? No one will help him.

Crime Is An Art, But Don't Sign Your Name for Fuck's Sake..

Daft burglar writes name on wall [BBC]

"An 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children's campsite building was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court has heard."

But wait, it gets funnier.
"The teenager vandalised a Garden Birds of Britain poster by adding "R Gay". (ibid)