Give,Get,Take, And Have

DAMN, THOSE BE SOME STRONG JULEPS- COULD I HAVE SOME MONEY? LOVE ,EAP

The University Of Virgina recently aquired a letter from Edgar Allen Poe to his publishers apologizing for getting fucked up on mint juleps the last time he was in New York,
oh and- suprise , suprise begging for money. Dig that crazy underlining. desperately queer juleps Yes. Yes they were. Hoo Boy!

BOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

Indian Film and Pop Stars You've never heard of -even if you're Indian.
Celebrity Surfing
India Target

HAS BEENS

Winnie from The Wonder Years is all grown up and is really good at math. Meanwhile, Fred Savage is a homunculus in Indie Hell, working for Scale.
Yesterday's Faces Today
Celeb Safari
What Ever Happened To??? Community submitted, non-professional photos of celebrities out and about
Hollywood Is Calling Live Celebrity Phone Calls

WHO'S THAT GEEK WITH THAT HICK?

Ron Newcomers Celebrity Photographs

STARS IN THEIR EYES, URINE IN THEIR SHEETS

Famous People Who Wet the Bed

I SAY LOVEY, SHUT THE HELL UP; OR, HOW EVER DID YOU GET IN HERE

Sir Ian McKellen politely and tersely quashes Rumors about himself.

HOW OLD CARY GRANT?

What's disturbing about this otherwise reverent Cary Grant site is the inclusion of fan fiction.
The title of this post refers to an incident where some publicist sent a telegram to the studio wanting to know Cary's age and also conserve words on the telegram.
Grant himself sent back a wire that read: "Old Cary Grant Just Fine, How are You?

HIRE THE ALLEGED

People Say I Look Like a goddamned self -obsessed liar, because these people look like celebrities in the way that all people with blond hair look like Britney Spears.

ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT, SIR IAN MCKELLEN?

Celebrities Eating
It's really hard to pinpoint which of these obsessions is more wrong. I hope that this is tongue (sandwich) in cheek.

Michael Bolton enjoys soup .

Al Roker eats something fried.

CELEBRITY, PUHLEEEEEZ

Oh Fucking Hell, They've got websites. They write a lot of the content themselves (apparently) They have somebody else do the Java applets and Flash animation. Web designers should refuse any more work from the following people:
Morton Downey Jr. Dead Talk Show Host and fascist.
Melanie Griffith Insane recovery journal with bad MIDI files and applets up the wazoo. Illuminating- the way Percodan is illuminating
Jason King's Groovy Pad
Slim Goodbody Leotarded Freak and Children's health crusader
William Shatner Nuff Said.
Kyra Schon Played that dead girl in Night of the Living Dead

Britney Spears' Mom turns a blind eye to her sexational shenanegans.
Dave Coulier That fucking apedraped asshole from Full House. One of the few Canadians who isn't funny-And that's his job!!!!
Al Roker Come on in and see this jolly defatted weatherman do a Flash (animation) dance!
Mamie Van Doren Bleached out aging sex symbol-ok, slut.
Norma Sykes Another aging sex symbol, this time reluctant and British
Bob Crane Dead sex addict.

Lou Ferrigno: The Ultimate Hercules Nuff Said.
John F Nash Overhyped troubled genius and self rightous prig.
Future Celebrities I don't think so.
Tom Wopat The Duke boy who no longer gets work.
Robert Goulet Check out his drawings, they're like Miro meets Quetzelotle for an all night peyote party.
Uri Geller Cutlery Mangler and one time confidant of Michael Jackson

SIGNED, EPSTIEN'S MOTHER
Hey, ever wonder what actor Robert Hegyes has been up to since the demise of Welcome Back Kotter? Me either.
Billy Jack Tom Laughlin tells you why Doctor Phil Is bad and sues the AARP
Anita Pallenberg A fan site for a footnote in rock history. The footnote is for the chapter on vaugely foreign,drug addled "actresses" who hang out with the Rolling Stones.