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Ten Top Astonishing Lies About This Blog!
This blog will always turn right when leaving a cave.
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to this blog is 10:1.
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat this blog, though it may feel uncomfortable.
This blog has four noses.
In 1982 Time Magazine named this blog its 'Man of the Year'.
Scientists have discovered that this blog can smell the presence of autism in children!
Medieval knights put the skin of this blog on their sword handles to improve the grip!
Early thermometers were filled with this blog instead of mercury.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of this blog, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
This blog has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
SHRINES AND TEMPLES SUCK
Quirky Japan offers up The Meguro Parasitalogical Museum, the Thousand Person Bathtub, The World Magazine Gallery (subscribes to 1000 magazines from all over the globe and lets youe read them for free),and hundreds of off- the- beaten -path
cultural phenomena . An absolute must read for people travelling to Japan.
WOW MAN, THAT'S DEEP
The Marianas Trench is the deepest spot in any ocean of the world
AN ORGY OF CARTOGRAPHY
Maps Area Loves maps. A lot. Me too.
HELLO YOUNG LOVERS, ENJOY YOUR YAK
Have you considered Mongolia for that romantic vacation getaway? It's Mongreltastic. See you there. Nudge, wink.
GORDON LIGHTFOOT WAS RIGHT
The Bay of Fundy is 280 km (173 mile) - long wedged between the Maritime provinces of New Brunswick and Nova Scotia and is accessed through the Gulf of Maine It the highest and most powerful tides in world, a globally significant ecosystem, the largest concentration of whales and other sea-life, ,and influences and modifies the weather. If that weren't enough, it is also empties itself twice a day exposing miles of bare ocean floor and makes Earth's most enormous tidal waves. Check it out!
Word To Various Mothers
Detail from "Portrait of Shannon Hamann as a Norweigian Sailor" (1985) Click for larger Image.
"I Just Heard A Lot About It , And Wondered What It Would Be Like."
The Gentile Fanny Brice
Dude look like a lady, blog look like a lady
Whydoncha?
That's Mr. Alex Fuckin' Keller To You-
The best thing to come out of Canada since Calvinism
JUST 5 PUPPIES A DAY CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!
