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EVERYTHING STILL NOT OK IN THE WORLD OF ETYMOLOGY

The Eternal Fascination of OK -Anatoly Liberman [Oxford University Press Blog]
The war in heaven (for linguists, anyway) rages on . A signifigant helping of hoo ha viz ok surrounds the pre -1839 existence of the phrase.
Linguist Allen Walker Read, who had written four major articles on OK for American Speech, and had been interviewed on the subject by the New Yorker, no less, cites The journal of Boston businessman William Richardson who describes a journey to New Orleans in 1815 allegedly thus; “Arrived in Princeton, a handsome little village, 15 miles from N Brunswick, ok & at Trenton, where we dined at 1 P.M.”
The author of this article rightly mentions that this makes no godamn sense and then cites Frederic C. Cassidy (American Speech 56, 1981, p. 271) who had tracked down the actual diary and found it to be "not ok"
It seems that every major linguist who tackles the subject moulds a major portion of their thesis out of bullshit and heresay and then feigns being non- plussed that this hasn't yet occurred to anyone.......

It hasn't occured to anyone because of the difficulty of discovery of shit you just made up, you stupid fucking linguist.
I much prefer the portmanteau Yiddish expression "Nu?" or the equally expressive Jamaican "Seen?" to using OK (at least in the interrogative) . Why? Become pretentious like me , and then we'll both know, OK?

OK Soda
What does "OK" stand for? [The Straight Dope]
The OK Corral
Definition that's probably not OK

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT OTHER NATION'S ATTEMPT TO SPEAK THE QUEEN'S OWN!

Ha ha Japanese guy-your English isn't very good!
Ha ha Chinese guy-your English isn't very good!
Ha ha Dutch guy-your English isn't very good!

Sadly, Newell Post Didn't Make The Cut

33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names
I know it's asking the impossible, but try to work these words into your daily conversation as much as possible. If not for me, for the children. Think of the children.

WHAT ABOUT THE BEIGE AND OLIVE STATES?

Color Coded Map of what they call soft drinks in North America.

CAUSE OF SIGN MAKER SUICIDES REVEALED

The BBC hips you to the "contoversy" surrounding the world's longest toponyms (place names)
" The Guinness Book of Records recognizes the New Zeland town of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateturipukakapikimaungahoro-Nukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu as the longest place name in the world
the name translates as:


"The 'place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as land-eater, played his flute to his loved one".

Interesting.
Being known for having big knees?
Commonplace.
Being a montainophage?
Wake me when your done.
Going by the moniker "Land Eater"?
Your story has become tiresome....
But playing the flute to your loved ones?
Hang on a minute, did you say playing the flute?
Jeeziz that's exciting!!!!
And you say he played his flute to who now?
His Loved one?
well that just fucking takes the biscuit ,doesn't it?
And you say this is the place where he did it?
OOO pinch me, Cyril, I can't "Adam And Eve It"

Word To Various Mothers