Give,Get,Take, And Have

Like Sands Through the Hourglass, So Are Those Lying Bastards From Myrtle Beach.

Sand Castle Dispute Pits South Carolina And Maine [WRAL]

Catfight in the world of professional sandcastle building!

The current record holders are being yellowcarded by the former.

Highjinks ensue.

Ed Jarrett, from Casco, Maine , holder of the previous record , contends that the latest pretender to the throne is just that, because Myrtle Beach sandmen did not follow Guinness World Records guidelines prohibiting the use of machinery and requirements that the structure be taller than it is wide.
I kind of agree with the asessment, considering those NC fuckers used a backhoe to make a big pile of sand and then built their structure on top of it.
Until they start publishing the Guinness Book Of Goddammn Lying Cheaters, it's advantage Maine all the way.

Proud to Be a Dead Zorastrian

Available Emblems of Belief for Placement on Government Headstones and Markers , An illustrated list from the US Dept. of Veterans Affairs, has some suprisingly liberal allowances for various religions.
It seems like many of them are from religions people have converted to after their tours of military duty.
Can you honestly picture anyone from Ekinkar signing up for a four year hitch?
And that Atheist symbol looks like something that race of radiation scarred mutants that worshiped the bomb used in Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
Check Arlington National Cemetary for your favorites.

"No graphics (logos, symbols, etc.) are permitted on Government-furnished headstones or markers other than the approved emblems of belief, the Civil War Union Shield, the Civil War Confederate Southern Cross of Honor, and the Medal of Honor insignias."- site disclaimer

Just As I Suspected...

Hmmmmm.....

Trayfe Bitchez Arouse Rabbinical Ire

Kosher symbol on porn DVD hits nerve in Teaneck [North Jersey Media]
"A Teaneck rabbi has persuaded a Los Angeles-based pornographer to remove a trademark kosher symbol from the cover of a sexually explicit DVD about Israeli women."..........
Related Links
The justafiably angry Kosher certifiers
The incredibly stupid video in question

If It Please M'lud, We The Undersigned Would Like To Introduce Something Stupider Than The Euro.....

If you're English, you can petition the Prime Minister online -even for something as stupid as a 99p coin
In related news, Wurzel Fudge has taken over British Telecom.
What can you buy for 99p? Certainly not a clue.
If you ask me-and you might, this is really a ploy to boost the flagging distribution of tuppence and ha'pennies.
These ninnies will make England Dickensian again if kills them.

My Tautology Is Bleating

University Of Missouri Philosophy grads (pictured at left) ponder; Is it wrong to have sex with goats?

You're A Christmas Loser,Charlie Brown

Linus reality checks the meaning of christmas in this mean-spirited reworking of a beloved holiday classic.

"British". Flickr. Users Document abuses of the English Language

Here's A bunch of Flickr Photo Pools that limn the depths or plumb the heights or whatever, of spelling and grammatical mistakes on public signage as made by honest, goodfearing , working class people as portrayed by rich Hollywood stars!

Superfluous. Full. Stops. Mostly. From. Dededication. Plaques. from The. 1900s









"Quotation Mark" Abuse
Spelling Mistakes
Atrocious Apostrophe's
Grocer's Apostrophe The perfect name for this classic mistake -as it commonly appears on hand lettered greengrocer signs.

Sticky White Substances In Crisis-Part One;Ofay Angst

Jive -ass Honkeys everywhere are Mourning the Demise of Miracle Whip It's not really the demise, they just changed the recipe. Apparently Charlie Bobo wants his porno movie props with the tangy zip he remembers.
Fuck a bunch of that. There's a war going on.

DUCK, DUCK.........LITIGATION!

It would behoove parties of the first part;heretofore known as It to avail themselves of the Legal Strategies for Duck Duck Goose as practiced by independent council..........