Give,Get,Take, And Have

SERIOUSLY CANADIAN; SERIOUSLY

The Maple Leaf Forever Can make you proud to be Canadian even if you're not.

"Penned in 1867 (Canada's Confederation year, ) by school teacher Alexander Muir (1830-1906) then principal of Leslieville Public School in Toronto's East End , The Maple Leaf Forever enthusiastically celebrates [Canadian] history and European roots. Unlike "O Canada", which is changed to make it politically correct from time to time, The Maple Leaf Forever proudly proclaims the real origins of [the] country."

In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore,
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag
On Canada's fair domain.
Here may it wave,
Our boast, our pride,
And join in love together,
The thistle, shamrock, rose entwined,
The Maple Leaf Forever
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The Maple Leaf
Our Emblem Dear,
The Maple Leaf Forever.
God save our Queen and heaven bless,
The Maple Leaf Forever.
At Queenston Heights and Lundy's Lane -(where?-ed)
Our brave fathers side by side
For freedom's home and loved ones dear,
Firmly stood and nobly died.
And so their rights which they maintained,
We swear to yield them never.
Our watchword ever more shall be:
The Maple Leaf Forever!
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Our fair Dominion now extends
From Cape Race to Nootka Sound (where?-ed)
May peace forever be our lot
And plenty a store abound
And may those ties of love be ours
Which discord cannot sever
And flourish green for freedom's home
The Maple Leaf Forever.
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[CHORUS]

AMERICA'S ATTIC GETS AS UPPITY AS IT CAN BE,OR; YOU DON'T KNOW A HUTTERITE FROM A HUGENAUGHT

An American's Guide to Canada will get your facts straight on our neighbors to the North.

DEGRASSI HIGH;TOP SECRET MILITARY ACADEMY?

Don't think they won't kick your ass.
They will do so with a perverse and polite dignity that has no use for irony.
I'm sorrey for my indiscretion (Being American).
I will cater to the whims of these plaid -beclad sons and daughters of a once proud Scots-Irish tradition,and turn my face towards the country that has the most graphic warnings on cigarette packages ever imagined.

AND TO THINK SODOMY GULCH FOUNDER'S DAY WAS SPARSELY ATTENDED..........

The town of Dildo in Trinity Bay , Newfoundland celebrates Dildo Days with what can only be described as civic coyness.

DO IT YOUSELF DUDLEY DORIGHT

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have an Online University Provocatively titled online documents include:
Mischief Scenarios
Stairway to Alcoholism
Don't Get Your Back Up
How to Behave at Funerals of Different Faiths (A Users Guide)
RCMP Members Explore Hutterite Culture [Article]
Here's Scenario C and How to process it from Mischief Scenarios :
SCENARIO C

Edward McMurray encourages his friend, Edna White, to destroy the will of her late uncle Albert, recognizing that by doing so, she will inherit his fortune, denying this legacy to Cuddles his dog, who is Albert's sole stated beneficiary.

* Offence: Mischief Sub-section 430(3) C.C.
* Definition: Sub-section 430(1) C.C.
* Elements: No new ones.
* Key words: Testamentary instrument (same as in the offence of theft).
* Type of offence: Dual Procedure (Hybrid)
* Punishment: Sub-section 430(3) C.C.
* Party to offence: Edward McMurray, Abettor (liable to same punishment).

UH......NO ..... IT'S NOT BORING AT ALL....... REALLY... PRAY CONTINUE.....

The Canadian National Climate Data And Information Archive Has a What’s Hot section for some unknown and inexplicable reason.
That would be What’s Hot as in What's new and happening , not temperaturewise.
It would be cool (as in hip and now) if the what's hot section actually had a listing of hot things:
The Sun
Stoves
Tamales
The Sahara
and so on........

PREPARE TO BE CANADIAN

Canada has a helpful checklist for inevitable national emergency.
Why doesn't the US have one?
Do they think they're better than us? is that what they think? Is it ? Don't you fuckin' look at me Canada.........

CANUCK ATLAS WORTH IT'S WEIGHT IN POUTINE

That Atlas of Canada -Beauty , Eh? Go Leafs!