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THOSE PESKY MORMONS

Ex-Popes, Jews Baptized as Mormons [News Max]
".....The Mormon church has long collected names from government documents and other records worldwide for posthumous baptisms. Under the practice, most Catholic popes have been proxy baptized, as have historical figures like Ghengis Khan, Joan of Arc, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin and Buddha, according to Helen Radkey, an independent genealogical researcher in Salt Lake City.

At the conversions, Church members stand in for the deceased non-Mormons. It's a ritual the church says is required for the dead to reach heaven....."

The site this story comes from appears to be really right wing, but in a curious way.
They push all the hot topic buttons by, get this- gathering clippings from a passsle of sources around the web and presenting them in easy to use chunks. It's only in the volume of sitings and choice of topics that there is a discernable pattern of bastardyness. After a quick scan of the content , I have decided that they sure do love themselves some Pope, and hate immagrants, and people who are different. If they are indeed "America's News Page", I weep for a once proud nation.

Mormons with their heightened sense of "Who's Your Daddy" , have run amuk with their superior geneology research skills.

The Mormon Church has one of the most exhaustive geneological databases in the world, housed in an underground salt mine (I crap you negative, I read it in National Geographic) . This vast resource is (more than likely ) not readily available to the Beehive State proper. Why this insane quest for legitamacy, in every sense of the word?

Is it because Mormanism is under fire for general "Kookdom" as both the far right and the far left have posited the term?
If I were them, I would straighten out that crazy shit about the white salamander and the holy dinnerware before I went off and did the slap and tickle with a dead guy- famous or not.

I can see why Jewish Leaders are angry at them for baptizing Holocaust victims. That sort of thing must be remembered as well as preserved. But what about the whole proxy nature of the baptisms? I don't know as someone in a short sleeved dress shirt standing in for my corpus indelecti will have made me any less of an Agnosatheist whilst I was still around.
Agnosatheist, is, as you might have guessed a term combining Agnosticism and Atheism, which basicly means-
if there is a God, I refuse to believe in him.
TELL ME WHY- I DON'T LIKE MORMONS
to paraphrase that Boomtown Rats song
Read all about Mormon Baptism
Doctrinal is a blog about Mormonism, Mormon doctrine and the LDS lifestyle.
The Mormon Conspiracy is the Anti Book of Mormon.
What Is Mormonism? a tissue of lies, according to this site
Translated Correctly.Com
Real Mormon History
Tracking The White Salamander

RAGE AGAINST THE MISHEGOSS
The International Jewish Conspiracy ( a satirical site so razor keen you can hardly see the satirical edges) has a feature on "De bapping"
The Jewish Fashion Conspiracy Not really a conspiracy, but a fine collection of subtle yet striking Judaica T-shirts. That "Jews for Jeter" model is priceless. If it had a punim, I'd pinch it.


MIRACLES

HOLY CRAP!
Did you see what just happened? It was like a Miracle -all non denominational and whatnot.

TRUE? PROBABLY. MIRACLE? EH.
Jc2 the True Miracle is a bandaid that Christs' face appears on. I think it looks more like Kris Kristofferson or Peter Jackson without his glasses, but there you have it.

You're Never Too Old To Fight Satan

Be Gone, Satan' [Ottowa Citizen]
" Ottawa's former exorcist, a 78-year-old priest in poor health, agreed to talk to the Citizen, on the condition he not be named. "

Theological Questions, For Sale-Cheap

Does God Make Monsters?[Suite 101]
Um..... yes, but it's up to us to get the franchising rights.
Do Animals Have Souls? [All Creatures.org ]
Yes, according To The Pope.

SHITHITS 1, FAN 0, OR-THE UMPIRES OF GOD

The Destruction Of The Uninted States According To Jesus That should be the destruction of NYC, according to some Bible quotes that proport to show empiricly that God Hates Gays and Abortion is murder, and Manhattan is a modern day Babylon-but I fail to make the connections with this jumbled pantheon of paraphrasing and "because I said so that's whying" . All over the map on this one. And Not The Mannhattan subway map neither.

American Pie And The Armageddon Bible Prophecy Apparently, it's all the work of Don McClean.

CHRISTIANS WITH GUNS

Christian Deer Hunter’s Association
Oh my fucking god- they actually shoot poor defenseless creatures in the name of Jesus, and spew forth a pantload of rhetoric about it.
There's even a photo of some guy holding a JOHN;3:16 sign next to a grazing Bambi- the grinbearing Elmer Fudd has no Idea how fucking wrong this is.
I am quite sure Jesus hates this.

JEWS WITH GUNS

Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership -Oy vey, pull a clay pidgeon for Elijah!

God Doesn't Hate Fags, In Fact His Cleansing Love Can Eradicate Fruitiness....

Another Way Out claims that they can realign your sexual preference through being born again. That makes God a sociologist. Guess which sexual preference they want to change? And they say gays are recruiting...... Sheesh!
Related links:
Exodus International
Focus on The Family
New Life Church

"Psychologist Paul Cameron has used his own studies to claim that homosexuals threaten public health, social order, and the well-being of children. His conclusions are generally at odds with other published research, and objective indices show that his work has had no apparent impact on scientific research on sexual orientation."- from Paul Cameron: An Introduction

BOB WILL SLAP MORALITY INTO YOU WITH THE HOT KISS AT THE END OF A WET FIST

Bob Enyart Hates fags, adulterers, those darn kids, and a host of other archetypes and ills of society. But he loves Jesus and his TV show. (That's Bob's show, not Jesus', but keep your fingers crossed.)

POPEHAT FULL OF HATE

Life Enterprises Unlimited weilds the sword of Christian Justice quaquaversaly slicing down Muslims, abortionists, pagans and the generally Godless.

Word To Various Mothers