Hey Kids! its' Farty the Lump™ ! the kookiest, most disgusting " thing" to hit comics in a long time!
Franchizers -Farty the Lump™ is available for immediate explotation!
He's fat, disgusting, misshapen, and possibly incontinent-all the things kids love. Why not leverage the ick factor into the cash register of your choice! email for details. In the meantime, why don't all four of my readers post comments if they'd like to see more hijinks from our hero-
Bye for now,
Farty The Lump (esq.)