Give,Get,Take, And Have

NEWS THAT STAYS NEWS

English people 'self-important and irritating'
"England is an irritating and insular country full of overweight, binge-drinking, reality TV addicts"-The New Rough Guide to England,

Le Pimp, Ce'est James Lipton

Actors Studio host Lipton was a pimp in France
Obseqious celebrity junky James Lipton apparently kept his pimp hand strong by guiding American students towards sexual encounters with snail-eatin' trim avec Le Rue des Pornaux Humpain. But isn't everybody a pimp in France?

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT OTHER NATION'S ATTEMPT TO SPEAK THE QUEEN'S OWN!

Ha ha Japanese guy-your English isn't very good!
Ha ha Chinese guy-your English isn't very good!
Ha ha Dutch guy-your English isn't very good!

ACCORDING TO THEM

Discover what people who are not from here think about In God We Trusters at Watching America . It's the opposite of suprise to realize that most of the reactions are, in the vulgar parlance of my dick , "ungood".
Helpfully translated into English.
Haul away, me hearties.

THE PEARLY KING OF EMPIRICISM

Hey cornfed fuckwit! Wanna be a Limey but don't know how? UK Yankee can help.
If , after all that, you're still fucking retarted vis the Sceptered Isle , BritainUSA.com' has a 200+ entry FAQ about Britain.

SVEN'S RIGHT TO FLAUNT "FRONT BOTTOM" CHALLENGED

Naturist War in Southern Norway
“Would you think it was OK for your children to be forced to look at pee-pees and front bottoms every day without being able to interfere?” Dagfinn Isefjær said in an angry letter to the local council......."

AUSTRALIAN AMBIDEXTERY EXTENDS TO CUTTING OFF NOSE TO SPITE FACE WHILE SHOOTING SELF IN FOOT

Hail the wattle,
the emblem of our land-
you can stick it in a bottle
you can hold it in your hand -Eric Idle, The Philosophers' Drinking Song

Australian Pub Laws are under serious consideration for reform.
Reforms that would make it illegal to be drunk in pubs. Yes. That's right, the law seeks to squash the divine birthright of all Aussies by making it illegal to do what comes naturally in a pub.
What Sullen entropy. What gall.
With this kind of logic, we should see upcoming legislation questioning the legality of being full in restaraunts.
It takes a village to shun an idiot.
Sheilas and Cherryls, Bruces and Trevors, Fight the power with one hand on a tinnie, the other on a tittie.

FUCKED UP IN FINLAND

In The land of Anneli Jaatteenmaki,the nights are long, vodka is plentiful, and steroid- addled Finnish TV Stars traipse from pub to pub with the severed heads of their ex-lovers.

"With her former boyfriend’s head in her backpack, the Finish TV-star went bar hopping. She is now charged with a double murder, and her new boyfriend admits to cannibalism."

"The 31-year-old accused woman is a body builder, star of the Finish version of the TV-show "The Gladiators and according to Swedish Aftenbladet, she is known to abuse narcotics. She often becomes violent when she drinks, and she is known as a dangerous woman in the organized crime world in Tammerfors. "

VERY MUCH I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE DONKEY SHOWS OF YOUR PROUD PEOPLE, POR FAVOR

I came across this Tijuana site and was struck by the fact that they offered a list of Wineries . Granted, one winery does not a list make, but I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt. Oh -what the hell, I'll give em the benefit of my doubt.

One thing that is not worthy of my doubt or consideration, but which might anger and confuse you is this Mexico Non Immigration Fee dealie.

Apparently, since July 1999, the Federales establishes a fee of $173.00 pesos (or it's equivalent in US $.) for foreigners visiting Mexico . This applies if you travel beyond Ensenada, and if you stay more than 72 hrs.
If you don't want us to add much needed tourism dinero to the Mexican Economy, just say so ok?
Don't make it annoying and sneaky like with the "ha ha stupid gringo" tax. It's like an occupancy fee at a hotel- neither can be disputed, you're obviously here so pay the fee , you unitarded fuck-sneak.

Finally, heres the link to TiaJuana Boat and Mini-Storage so you can pretend your a character in an Elmore Leonard novel. What contraband flotsam will you store there?
Severed Limbs?
Past -dated instant flan?
Thousands of bees?