"Look, this is a website about horses and how much we hate them. They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!!
I am shaking right now because I hate horses so much. I hate them the way that fat people hate diets, the way that lazy people hate work................ If you're reading this and you don't hate horses, you better get the fuck out of here! This website is not for you!!! Only retards and poor people love horses. SHUT UP!"
Sam Hates..... was difficult to classify.
Ultimately, I had to go with the bloggger's intent- expressing mild irritation at most of the human race, and subjecting us to knowingly bad poetry.