KNIT ONE, PEARL TWO, BLIND SELF WITH NEEDLES

With the tagline "Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?", You Knit What? shakes its head at some of the fugly knitting and knitwear designs out there.
I love a blog about knitting that uses phrases like "What the fucking fuck is this???"
More swearing in Knitting Blogs please!
Knitting fucking kicks ass so why not swear like a sailor with Tourrettes when you're talking about it?

KNITTING IS COOL- SO SHUTUP

And Citizen Skein proves it

KNITTING BLOGS

Knitting Blogs has 409 listings and counting so i picked the ones that seemed hip, or at least had inspired, punning titles, or had an air of mild vulgarity to them:
All Tangled Up
Knit Once, Purl Forever
At My Knits End
QueerJoe's Knitting Blog
/She Who Knits
The Seven Deadly Cozies
The Daily Dishcloth
Yarn Whore
Purls Before Swine
Orangemami
Sweatergirl
Midnight Knitter
Yes, I Made It Myself!
ChicKnits
Knitting Goddess #9
Crafty Bitch
One Stitch Short
Dogs Steal Yarn
No Idle Hands
Unfurnished Brooklyn
The Plump Ewe
That Girl
Kitten Avec Whip!
I'm Knitting As Fast As I Can
Beware of the Bunny
Putting The Knit In Shizknit